Thursday, July 26, 2007

Snatchies!


The New Yorker writes a 12 page (damn!) article about the endangered Bonobo monkey, which thus becomes the most emailed item on their website for the week. But why should you really care? Because these are some hoe-ass monkeys who are known for engaging "in various kinds of sexual activity in order to defuse conflict and maintain a tranquil society." And there's a new line for you. You're welcome.

"Look mom! I got my safe sex badge!" The U.K. updates their version of "Girl Scouts" requirements, and now that I think about it, it's about damn time the U.S. did too.

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