
So this is an old-ass story, but damn, every time I read it I am sheerly amazed.
"Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: 'That's yours.'"
Geoffrey Jones described in a court statement that she ripped at his crotch so hard "That [it]caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
I mean wow. Seriously. The girl ripped his balls off. Then tried to eat them. In public.
Every time I go to laugh at this story, I can't because I think about how seriously crazy that woman was. Ah bittersweet.
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