It's been nearly two months. Tragic I know.
But forreal, some serious shit happened. I was robbed. And it really had me out of the commission for a minute. Thankfully I was able to recover my property, but the perpetrator is still at large and you all should really be careful out there. The cops were actually able to catch him at work, see the picture below...
Squirrel thieves have become a huge problem in greater Manhattan, and I encourage everyone to take the necessary precautions to protect themselves. Believe me, they look cute, but you do not want to be a victim.
Now that that's done... Look at the new decor! Isn't it great? Don't you want to kiss it? I know I do (and have).
But forreal, I've been slacking, yadada, work is kicking my ass, yadada, free Tibet.
I'mma try to do better.
But until then, enjoy the decor! It took me a minute, but I am very proud.