Friday, February 19, 2010

30 Questions for "da internetz"

1. You hate Facebook? Why come you got so many photos/comments/status updates?
2. Can you stop typing like a 13 year old with a flip phone? No, we won't "cum ovr". ick.
3. Why are you still poking people?
4. Why haven't you responded to my poke?
5. Will you find a better place to take pictures than your bathroom?
6. Doesn't Twitter contradict the hood saying - don't talk about it, be about it?
7. Did social networking make you feel important, if only for 140 characters?
8. Don't you miss the days when people used to be famous for having talent?
9. Shouldn't Facebook allow you the option to let people know when you don't want to be their friend?
10. Do you need a social networking publicist?

11. Why are you still typing with two fingers? Shouldn't you know the keys by now?
12. When are you going to get off Facebook?
13. When are you going to let your kids join Facebook?
14. Should people put directions for their social networks into their wills?
15. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TYPING IN CAPS LOCKS?
16. How soon’ till Google opens a bank?
17. Classmates.com - you mad at Facebook?
18. Blackplanet.com - you mad at Facebook?
19. Migente.com - usted enojado en el Facebook?
20. When was the last time you checked your Blackplanet page?
21. You know Twitter’s just a fancy chat room, right?
22. When you going to update your Myspace?
23. Do you feel special for realizing that Myspace was crap and thus never making an account?
24. You took a shirtless picture in the bathroom? Why?
25. Who makes those annoying apps that give people pillows, drinks, venereal diseases, and cats on Facebook?
26. How can we punish them?
27. Mac vs. PC :: Bloods vs. Crips?
28. You know that red squiggly line means the word is spelled wrong, right?
29. Have you seen what kids are doing on Youtube? WTF?(NSF...life.)
30. Is that supposed to be you in your profile picture?


1 comment:

  1. I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link

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