1. How do you get non-believers to sign up to help you with something that they essentially don't believe in?
2. You can just hear those pets thinking "I didn't sit through hours of the The PTL Club to get left behind! This is some B.S.!"
3. Hey micro-managing Christians - Matthew 6:26. Heck, just read the whole chapter. I think God would do a decent job looking after Fluffy, 'mkay?