Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Good News About Bad News

Back in summer 2009, some jerks who probably didn’t have to worry about money coined the phrase “funemployed,” because when you’re loaded getting fired from your job just gives you more time to work on your tan. Talk about a “look on the sunny side” ethic. Here’s some other ways to turn bad news into good news.

1. It’s not that I don’t want to be with you, I just want to give other people the chance to experience your awesomeness.
2. It’s not your baby, but you got a free trip to the Maury Show!
3. Yes it is your baby, but hey, you got a free trip to the Maury Show!
4. 25 to life? Imagine all the interesting people you’ll meet.
5. Yea you put on weight, but think of all the money you’ll save on the heating bill!
6. Yes it’s terminal. But now you can finally start chipping away at that bucket list.
7. Sure you got your ass kicked, but look at all the blood you got on his clothes, you totally ruined his Ed Hardy shirt, win!
8. We didn’t want to fire you, but we wanted to give you the chance to work on your blog.

1 comment:

  1. LMAO @ that last one...I keep thinking my boss is gonna figure out I spend about 60% of my time at work blogging...and thus fire me.
    - Shaka

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