When Brown first walked into the courtroom he said to his lawyer, Adam Reisman, "I'm tired of your bulls---." His hair was styled exquisitely, with wavy strands curled on his forehead and a long thin ponytail hanging over his shoulders.
This is real. This really happened. He really exists.
But the real question is... who's going to do his hair in prison????? There's no way he fashioned that "bang" by his own talent.