Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Subconscious DJ Song of the Morning: Bed Intruder

My subconscious is DJ, and these are songs that either a. I hear in my dreams, b. get randomly stuck in my head in the morning, c. pop into my head after a poignant moment. It rarely makes any sense how these songs come about in my head, but its always entertaining to go crate digging with my subconscious.

I am embarrassed and appalled that this song has been stuck in my head for the past 24 hours. What does it mean brain, what does it mean???

I'm in Ikea, looking at crappy furniture... "hide yo kids, hide yo wife..."
Grocery shopping in LES... "they climbin' in yo windows, they snatchin' yo people up..."
I'm in my apartment, cooking breakfast... "and hide yo husband, cause they rapin' everybody out here"

The horror. The absolute horror of having the song looping in your head like some bad elevator music. I know this video (in internet years) is hella old, but I'm hoping maybe this earworm is like The Ring, or a bad chain letter, and maybe if I share it with other people I will be freed from this aural prison and the song will go on to torment someone else with it's catchy lyrics.

In the meantime, I guess I will continue to hide my kids, my wife, and my husband. Hell, they rapin' errybody out here.

Have you ever had a really bad song stuck in your head?? Any good earworm cure suggestions?? Help. Me.


  1. ok the cover at the end was the best part...sorry no solution for ya babes....but i concur on the hide ur kids, hide your wife cuz they raping everybody......out here.

  2. Yea, the end is the part that gets me. very michael mcdonald-esque.



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