Woman Seeks Baby To Breastfeed

I know, that is crass. I get away from myself sometimes.

But breastfeeding burns up to 500 calories a day?! Well I'll skip over that 9 months of pregnancy and go straight to the breastfeeding ma'am.

Related: Why does this commercial look cheap and fake? What's up with that awful techno in the background?

Finally: I've developed some creepy patterns on my blog related to marriage, dating, porn, religion, and babies. Expect a monster truck post soon.