Thursday, May 19, 2011

Trending: Lazy Cats

But not any old lazy cats. No, these are Russian lazy cats, lazy cats beyond a Garfield-ian proportion, content to watch TV or stare off into the middle distance while contemplating what went wrong, and why they insisted on eating that sliced ham, even though they knew it was rancid on first sniff.

Cats who wonder where their cuteness and innocence went, before they got strung out on catnip and competition reality TV shows. These are cats with regrets.





3 comments:

  1. 1st Cat- 'IT WAS THE BEST F*CKING PROGRAM I'VE EVER SEEN'

    2nd Cat- 'Leave me alone, I'm wasted. Make me a sandwich or something'

    3rd Cat- (He's obviously just had a very long day)

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  2. That seems fairly accurate. That 2nd cat is definitely stoned. That 3rd cat's gonna kick that lady's ass as soon as he wakes up.

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  3. Who has ever seen a cat sitting like the 2nd one? So crazy.

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