How Long Do Animals Live?

via swissmiss.com

And now you know. Much respect to the pearl  mussels out there, getting it in.

What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Ima Read

Zebra katz - Ima Read from Mad Decent on Vimeo.

Thanks to the lovely @keenrover for putting me on. My highlights:
"I'ma take that bitch to college, Ima give that bitch some knowledge."
When the girl's sitting on the floor and she's just thinking bout all the shit she gonna do like "Imma chop that bitch. Imma ice that bitch. i don't like that bitch."
I needed more voguing though.

Doggie Fat Camps

The internet works my people.
A few months back I implored you all to stop making your pets fat. And you all answered the call.
I am assured that you all mobilized your local communities, gathering funds and materials to create the World's First Doggy Fat Camp.
You all are amazing. Innumerous thanks and blessings.



Sidenote: This reporter should be slapped for his way too cute-sy yet serious intro. Seriously. They're obese dogs, not cupcake eating kittens. Show some respect dude. These are dogs dealing with real issues.

Also, he looks like the dad from Modern Family (and a touch of Steve Carrell). Which might explain his stupidity, but you are no Phil Dunphy my friend.