More Shit My Friends Do: Famous Farrah

What can I say. I roll with a talented bunch. Get more at famousfarrah.com.

Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys 2

So relieved I don't say these things. Except vagina. I definitely taunt people with the word vagina. It's my litmus test of whether or not we can really be friends.

This DEF Must Be Love

Missed Connections stay giving me the LOLs. No really, here's me crying laughing after reading a bunch of missed connections one night:

Get your own creepy lols here.

#PSA

Marianne Vitale

For all my sensitive mofos. Especially me.

What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Animal Edition

Wilford Brimley Kitty IS EVERYTHING TO ME. Seriously. Hire this cat for your next commercial diabeetus people!

Favorite Cuss Words, In Order Of Importance

10. whore
9. hoe
8. ass
7. cunt
6. piss it
5. dick
4. fuckshitballz
3. shit
2. motherfucker
1. fuck


It's important to have things organized. Motherfucker. 

What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Music Edition

I've listened to all these songs a million times each. Approximately.

Insomnia Jeopardy

I wish I could tell you who made this, but ionno. 

I'll take why did I say/do that for $50, Alex.

Shit My Friends Do

Dope vid by Cult Days. Bonus points if you can find skeleton me.

Middle Child Shit

Stephanie Tanner has always, and always will be, everything to me. That character is nearly single-handedly responsible for all of my sarcastic ways.

Pop over to Buzzfeed for more random gifs regarding us troubled and eccentric middle kids.

[Ed Note: Ya'll see my pretty lil' banner??? I made it myselfs. I be photoshopping sometimes!]

#Truth

My life these days.

"I Am In Love With The World"

 Def cried on this one.

Passion Is A Privilege

The Icarus Deception from Squarespace on Vimeo.

My 2012 In Gifs

My 2012 started out pretty damn good

Then things at my job just started to go downhill

So I got a new job, which kind of ended up being like this:

I turned 29, started to freak out about 30, and realized I had to make some changes:

I was kind of bummed, but then I remembered:

And then I was all like:

And:

And:

Now I'm all about this:

And this:

And this:

And this:

[Ed Note: I don't know if I'm really about haters gonna hate, but I am about popping splits while shit explodes in the background out of sheer awesomeness, so... yea.]

How to Cull Your Memory

I want to know why my memory decides to keep some things but then lose the others.

I want to know why I can remember Heather Wilson describing the movie Clueless in full to me 17 years ago, but I can’t readily remember what I wore yesterday.

I want to know why I remember when my friend Latoya Young explained the full plot of The Best Man to me in the 10^th grade, but I couldn’t tell you what I did last Tuesday without checking my ical.

I want to know why I remember so many random movie related facts in general, but I can’t remember anything ANYTHING math related. I’m lucky I can count to ten.

5 years ago (wow) I decided I would win over my memory. I would write what happened every day.

And I did it. For 2 years.