Wednesday, January 30, 2013

More Shit My Friends Do: Famous Farrah




What can I say. I roll with a talented bunch. Get more at famousfarrah.com.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys 2



So relieved I don't say these things. Except vagina. I definitely taunt people with the word vagina. It's my litmus test of whether or not we can really be friends.

Friday, January 25, 2013

This DEF Must Be Love



Missed Connections stay giving me the LOLs. No really, here's me crying laughing after reading a bunch of missed connections one night:


Get your own creepy lols here.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

#PSA

Marianne Vitale

For all my sensitive mofos. Especially me.

Monday, January 21, 2013

What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Animal Edition


Wilford Brimley Kitty IS EVERYTHING TO ME. Seriously. Hire this cat for your next commercial diabeetus people!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Favorite Cuss Words, In Order Of Importance

10. whore
9. hoe
8. ass
7. cunt
6. piss it
5. dick
4. fuckshitballz
3. shit
2. motherfucker
1. fuck


It's important to have things organized. Motherfucker. 

Thursday, January 17, 2013

What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Music Edition

I've listened to all these songs a million times each. Approximately.









Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Insomnia Jeopardy

I wish I could tell you who made this, but ionno. 


I'll take why did I say/do that for $50, Alex.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Shit My Friends Do


Dope vid by Cult Days. Bonus points if you can find skeleton me.

Friday, January 11, 2013

Middle Child Shit


Stephanie Tanner has always, and always will be, everything to me. That character is nearly single-handedly responsible for all of my sarcastic ways.

Pop over to Buzzfeed for more random gifs regarding us troubled and eccentric middle kids.

[Ed Note: Ya'll see my pretty lil' banner??? I made it myselfs. I be photoshopping sometimes!]

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

#Truth


My life these days.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Friday, January 4, 2013

Thursday, January 3, 2013

My 2012 In Gifs

My 2012 started out pretty damn good

Then things at my job just started to go downhill

So I got a new job, which kind of ended up being like this:

I turned 29, started to freak out about 30, and realized I had to make some changes:

I was kind of bummed, but then I remembered:

And then I was all like:

And:
And:

Now I'm all about this:

And this:

And this:

And this:

[Ed Note: I don't know if I'm really about haters gonna hate, but I am about popping splits while shit explodes in the background out of sheer awesomeness, so... yea.]

How to Cull Your Memory


I want to know why my memory decides to keep some things but then lose the others.
I want to know why I can remember Heather Wilson describing the movie Clueless in full to me 17 years ago, but I can’t readily remember what I wore yesterday.
I want to know why I remember when my friend Latoya Young explained the full plot of The Best Man to me in the 10th grade, but I couldn’t tell you what I did last Tuesday without checking my ical.
I want to know why I remember so many random movie related facts in general, but I can’t remember anything ANYTHING math related. I’m lucky I can count to ten.
5 years ago (wow) I decided I would win over my memory. I would write what happened every day.
And I did it. For 2 years.

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