Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Monday, January 28, 2013
Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys 2
So relieved I don't say these things. Except vagina. I definitely taunt people with the word vagina. It's my litmus test of whether or not we can really be friends.
Friday, January 25, 2013
This DEF Must Be Love
Missed Connections stay giving me the LOLs. No really, here's me crying laughing after reading a bunch of missed connections one night:
Get your own creepy lols here.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Animal Edition
Friday, January 18, 2013
Favorite Cuss Words, In Order Of Importance
10. whore
9. hoe
8. ass
7. cunt
6. piss it
5. dick
4. fuckshitballz
3. shit
2. motherfucker
1. fuck
It's important to have things organized. Motherfucker.
9. hoe
8. ass
7. cunt
6. piss it
5. dick
4. fuckshitballz
3. shit
2. motherfucker
1. fuck
It's important to have things organized. Motherfucker.
Labels:
cuss,
lists,
organization,
swear words
Thursday, January 17, 2013
What I'm Obsessed With Right Now: Music Edition
I've listened to all these songs a million times each. Approximately.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
Middle Child Shit
Stephanie Tanner has always, and always will be, everything to me. That character is nearly single-handedly responsible for all of my sarcastic ways.
Pop over to Buzzfeed for more random gifs regarding us troubled and eccentric middle kids.
[Ed Note: Ya'll see my pretty lil' banner??? I made it myselfs. I be photoshopping sometimes!]
Labels:
gif,
middle child,
stephanie tanner
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Monday, January 7, 2013
"I Am In Love With The World"
Def cried on this one.
Labels:
lessons,
life,
maurice sendak,
the moral of the story,
writers
Friday, January 4, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
My 2012 In Gifs
My 2012 started out pretty damn good
Then things at my job just started to go downhill
So I got a new job, which kind of ended up being like this:
I turned 29, started to freak out about 30, and realized I had to make some changes:
I was kind of bummed, but then I remembered:
And then I was all like:
And:
And:
Now I'm all about this:
And this:
And this:
And this:
Then things at my job just started to go downhill
So I got a new job, which kind of ended up being like this:
I turned 29, started to freak out about 30, and realized I had to make some changes:
I was kind of bummed, but then I remembered:
And then I was all like:
And:
And:
Now I'm all about this:
And this:
And this:
And this:
[Ed Note: I don't know if I'm really about haters gonna hate, but I am about popping splits while shit explodes in the background out of sheer awesomeness, so... yea.]
Labels:
2012,
gif,
new year,
year in review
How to Cull Your Memory
I want to know why my memory decides to keep some things but
then lose the others.
I want to know why I can remember Heather Wilson describing
the movie Clueless in full to me 17 years ago, but I can’t readily remember
what I wore yesterday.
I want to know why I remember when my friend Latoya Young
explained the full plot of The Best Man to me in the 10th grade, but
I couldn’t tell you what I did last Tuesday without checking my ical.
I want to know why I remember so many random movie related
facts in general, but I can’t remember anything ANYTHING math related. I’m
lucky I can count to ten.
5 years ago (wow) I decided I would win over my memory. I
would write what happened every day.
And I did it. For 2 years.
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