Friday, July 12, 2013
Reasons Why I Might Be Turning Into Kanye West
1. I seriously think that my presence is a present. Whenever I go to an event for my friends, I dress cute and then tell them "I dressed cute for you. You're welcome."
2. I've started cataloguing items for my signature collection. As of right now, I have a signature cookie (dancing deer molasses clove) and lighting (ikea) and drink (coco bulls (TM pending))
3. I'm always interrupting people, like persistently
4. I am seeking a partner who can fulfill my shallow accessorizing needs - like i really just want a clean palate of a man so i can dress him and style him in ways I see fit (read: male amber rose)
5. I have delusions of grandeur. This has been an ongoing issue since birth.
6. I'm always trying to make it clear to people that they don't really know me.
Kia Miakka Natisse
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