Thursday, October 23, 2014




*Formerly known as current obsessions. I'm trying to respect the fact that if I sing Nick Jonas at the top of my lungs at 8am, everyone might not applaud my performance. 

Sunday, June 8, 2014

It's Been 4 Months

"I have so much to stunt about, I don't know where to start." - Martin Louis King Jr.
 1. This blog got abandoned, not for lack of love, but for lack of effort, but this should not be news to you.
2. I'm in France for 3 weeks and plan on coming back with an accent and an attitude. And with no remorse.
3. Otters tickling the ivories. Should have been happened.

(That one otter was getting it, someone needs to sign him. I'm over human music, we need to get some animals in this record industry game.)

One day I'm gonna get my act together and do right by this blog.


I've had this joint for over 7 years (!!!!) ain't shit changing. Write when I wanna write, and when I don't, catch me on other channels.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014


This is beautiful, thank you sloths. 

Friday, February 14, 2014

Happy Valentimes Day

Got introduced to turtle sex at work today. Wish I could unsee this.

Friday, February 7, 2014

You Can Thank Canada For This Post

Because those charming mofos made this PSA re:Gay Winter Olympics, I lol'd, and then couldn't find a link to tweet. So they forced me to do this:

Other Things That I Love Rite Now:

1.) Joe Namath is my new style icon. Not even playing, told a stranger that on the train when she asked me if she could wear leopard print shoes with a blue dress. (The answer is: fuck yes, leopard goes with everything, and if you're gonna dress, then DRAAAAAASSSSS. The gaudier the better. My style icons are legit Asa from Shahs, Draya from LA BBall girls or whatever, and Joe Namath. thnx)

2. ) I may have listened to Beyonce's "Mine" a bagillion times. Like literally, I will have the song on repeat the entire day. Sorry I'm just a lil' bit sorry.

3.) Old journals = real lolz. I've been crate digging through the KMN of yore, and ahahahahahahahahaha. Mad dramatic yo.**

4.) Paper Mag is my spirit animal (or magazine? whatever.) and they did a hilar round-up of Olympic uniforms.

5.) @luvbrasco is my boo.

This post has been bought to you by the winter of our discontent, animal accounts on instagram, the number 8, the smell of nag champa, Twitter, Cooler Cleanse, old lady friday nights, Drake and Canada.

*Ya'll know how I have retro slang disorder? I also have retro pop-culture reference disorder. The other day I referenced Prince William's wedding, AND I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT.

** But mad helpful. You know how you're always stressing about shit? The dust always settles, you always move on, life always continues. Adapt & expand. And because I have a crappy memory, reading it helps. 


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